9. Gluteus Maximus Ouchinous

 

As my butt grows ever numb and painfully grumpy…. Get it? Grumpy butt? , I vow to never allow myself to be booked in the skinny seats!  Again.  I say it every time.  I don’t know how the hubby endures this!  Perhaps it’s all the hardware in my back pitching the fit!  If I had room to carry it, I would bring a cushion to sit upon.  I hereby vow to bring a cushion next trip.  Oh and a beach chair lol.  

I’ve been hunting for a chair that will fit in my suitcase, is lightweight and will allow me to sit in the surf.  My thought is that a low beach chair will protect me from receiving an unwanted sand-infused high colonic!  It would also protect the innocents!  Those innocents that are forced to endure my frequent bosom exposure each time I pounce on a seashell.(bend over). I’m like a moth to a flame when faced with shiny sea objects.

I do realize that space in the suitcase isn’t my main concern, it’s weight.  In order to accommodate said chair, I will have to put some serious packing restraints on.  No more grabbing stuff “just in case”.  My ADHD does not think I can do it.  I have until January to make it happen.

The other possibility, that may be statistically higher in the odds of it happening,is this.  Some philanthropist may just decide to fund my “first class for life” need. That would fix the whole, my back is killing!  Hmmm, Oh yeah!  That would also give me a larger luggage allowance!  Win!  Win!

I’m gonna spend a bit more time in my delusions as we continue our journey through the sky back to home.

More later…

Oh, I almost forgot.  The Movie “Ledge” is a heart stopper, but in a good way. Moo drop was good too fyi! I promise to get back to the cruise deets